I GOT TWO.
I was at the Avengers premiere in London, and a friend of mine won the costume contest so I was his plus one, they put us in a little...
one of the funniest things about the “kids are exposed to too much violence nowadays” arguments
is that people literally used to be executed in the town square and entire families would go out to watch these people be killed and it was a huge event and people thought it was great fun
and hasn’t stopped.
He’s just pacing the kitchen and yelling
I started taking it down but couldn’t keep up this is what I got:
“And it’s not even the guns! It’s Americans attitudes with our big ass dicks in our hands screaming ‘Don’t tread on me!’ I think you could give the majority of Britain guns and they wouldn’t act the way we act. And we can’t give money to NASA, we’re supposed to be the ‘#1 country in the world’ and we’re cave men with our fucking sticks. Can’t have universal health care, gotta have our guns. And it’s everyone around here. It’s the whole fucking country
And! And the second amendment! I just love it when people bring it up ‘The right to bear arms.’ The second amendment says ‘A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.’ ‘Well regulated Militia’ ‘Necessary to the security of a free state’ It doesn’t mean just free guns for everybody it means we have to have a reason and we have to be organized. That’s what it says right there. That’s it. That’s what it means.
And even if they did just mean free guns for everybody this was the 1700’s we’re talking muzzle loaders. Pea shooters. I think if they had known where guns would go in the future they would have been more “Hell no. No guns for anybody. Fuck all y’all.”
Marry the fuck out of that boy.