This morning I’m thinking about manpain. Specifically, superhero angst.
Specifically Batman. And Captain...
this guy from my high school, i found out he follows communismkills
imagine everyone on the enterprise treating uhura like everyone on tumblr treats natalie dormer
imagine jim telling spock that “uhura could literally kick me in the shins, spit on my face, and take the captains chair away from me and i’d probably be like ‘okay thank you do you want a footrub your eyes are so pretty’”
s’chn t’gai kirk
s’chn t’gai jim
mr. jim spock
mr. spock kirk
mr. and mr. spock-kirk
mr. and mr. kirk-spock
'captain, do you require assistance with those reports?'
'er, ah, no, no, not at all, ensign. hardly. thank you. very important reports. that i am writing. they'll be finished spock. i mean, soon.'
okay but for real jim kirk would be one of those dads. a kid trotting up to him like “dad, i’m hungry.”
"hi hungry," jim replies. "i’m dad."
a one-quarter vulcan kid trotting up to him. “dad, i am experiencing the sensation of hunger.”
"hi, experiencing the sensation of hunger," jim replies. "what a mouthful. why didn’t we name you something shorter? anyway, i’m dad. no need to be so formal."