"And how should I presume?"

The unsophisticated ramblings of an unenlightened twenty-something who hopes to, one day, change the world.


Cast of characters:

The Anna to my Elsa (and tag)
The Michael to my Wendy Darling (and tag)
The Wash to my Zoe (and tag)
The John to my Sherlock
The Keladry to my Alanna
The Mal to my Zoe


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meandmytrustytaser:

That otp that calls each other by any other name but their first names

And then one of them gets hurt.

(via neverfaltered)

there are some fandoms where I ship everyone with everyone and it doesn’t matter who is with whom because it works for everything

and then there are fandoms where there is only one ship and everything else is heresy

agatron221:

Please do not reblog separately.

I know sometimes it is hard to not to get angry at people but please don’t be rude for each other  :)

(via milarca)

hillbillyinablimp:

dreamofserenity626:

DIES FROM CUTE

I SHIP IT

(via tmloprincess)

antheia:

It’s like the cat that you kind of put up with, but it’s always doing shit like getting fur all over your favourite chair or scratching your arm while you’re petting it. And you hate it so much, and just fuck you. And then it gets sick and you’re just sitting at the vet’s office crying because you’ve somehow grown fond of the little fucknut. 

That’s how I think Hermann feels about Newt.

(via sansaofhousestark)

  • Harry: ah this guy Ron, he's quite nice, I'll make him my friend
  • Harry: da hell is this Hermione speaking about
  • Harry: ooooh Ron and Hermione are totally going to fall in love it's written all over their faces okay I ship it
  • Harry: now that she's our friend it's gonna be easier to have them getting together
  • Harry: omg Ron you perfect human being vomiting slugs for Hermione I can't
  • Harry: Hermione ugh why are you petrified like Ron's heart breaking and wHAT ABOUT MY SHIPPER FEELS
  • Harry: damn you Hermione why did you have to buy a cat now Ron won't talk to you and I have a bet on you I so do NOT want to give Malfoy 10 Sickles - he said you wouldn't get together before the end of seventh year but I HAVE FAITH IN YOU OKAY YOU CAN DO IT SOONER
  • Harry: hey Ron you could take Hermione to the Yule Ball
  • Harry: shit fuck you Krum
  • Harry: omg you've been in Grimmauld Place alone for days please tell me you fucked or at least snogged
  • Harry: damn you're not helping me there
  • Harry: woah WHAT IS THIS SHIT FUCK YOU LAVENDER FUCK YOU
  • Harry: Hermione da fuck? McLaggen? Really? REALLY?
  • Harry: omg I give up my OTP is a doomed ship
  • Harry: woah lbr here Ron getting poisonned sucks but LOOK AT THEM OKAY I'M BACK ON THIS SHIP AND DETERMINED TO MAKE IT HAPPEN
  • Harry: ... wow Ron how are you going to get the girl if you leave her in a tent in the middle of nowhere?
  • Harry: omfg Hermione have you heard him with the ball of light omfg like look if I were you I'd snog him hell I'm not you and I still want to snog him
  • Harry: ugh Ron stop shouting Hermione's name like this I mean my shipper hEART IS KILLING ME AND I NEED TO FIND A WAY OUT OF THIS MANOR
  • Harry: omg
  • Harry: omg
  • Harry: omg
  • Harry: THAT'S IT THAT'S IT MY OTP IS CANON
  • Harry: was about damn time
  • Malfoy: yeah about that
  • Malfoy: that's ten sickles for you Potter

hiddlestalker:

crowleyplease:

hiddlestalker:

I will go down with this ship

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(via creativefangirlurl)

sub-maureen:

bunnywith:

sophisticatedpoop:

bunnywith:

arthurs-arse:

robotraygun:

shinimegami:

abandonxcontrol:

I ship it.

Clothing OTP

AT WHAT POINT DO WE STOP, TUMBLR

WE DON’T 

I NEED FANART, STAT

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so i made it happne

I LOVE YOU

omg the boobs are blushing that’s amazing

I don’t understand this website ever anymore.

We need fanfic to go with the fanart.

(via onedaeyin)

thisismybargain:

theavengerscomics:

a summary of ships from the avengers according to my blog

i am laughing entirely too goddamn hard at this right now

MY FAVORITE SMALL MAN

(via curiously-chamomile-queer)

art-monster:

bonnia-thedoitsu:

qie-meihua:

askpitchandfrost:

pitch-the-crow:

YES MORE THINGS TO SHIP THIS IS BRILLIANT

I ship Audio with Photo

ehehehe let the shipping wars begin

What is wrong with you? Audio Photo is gross. 
Audio Text is canon! OTP. 

I ship Quote and Audio.

I ship Text Photo and Quote Audio

Quote Chat. Chat is so sassy and Quote is just a cutie.

Quote Chat!

And Audio Video, wow. Audio’s so oblivious but Video is clearly pining from afar.

(via ivegotbloodorangeinmyledger)

ireallyhatecornnuts:

I’m just laughing really hard because destiel haters are hilarious.

AS ARE WINCEST HATERS.

I just legitimately do not understand why someone would hate a pairing of a fictional character. 

If it’s not your thing, go read things that ARE your thing. What does something that contradicts your thing (although, I’m also fan of OT3’s so nothing ever contradicts my pairings) have to be seen as like a personal insult?

It’s shipping, man.

It’s fun. Not something to be taken so seriously that online wars break out.

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honeyspider:

anomalousdata:

hephaistionisawesome:

Plato: “Patroklos totally topped, not Achilles. Aeschylus is such an idiot!”

I wish I was kidding:

“Very different was the reward of the true love of Achilles towards his lover Patroclus-his lover and not his love (the notion that Patroclus was the beloved one is a foolish error into which Aeschylus has fallen, for Achilles was surely the fairer of the two, fairer also than all the other heroes; and, as Homer informs us, he was still beardless, and younger far).”

-Plato (well, Apollodorus), Symposium (Benjamin Jowett translation)

Can you imagine the shipping wars in ancient Greece?

“Lo! Hades’ love for Persephone transcends all, as does her love for him. That they were brought together by ignoble circumstances makes it all the sweeter.”

“Fool! Theirs is just a farce, a marriage founded on impulse and captivity. Zeus/Hades is where it’s at.”

“Lo, their hatesex doth shake the mountain! IN THY PANTS!”

"How canst thou ship Odysseus with Nausicaa when thou knowest his true love is his Penelope? He is many years her senior!"

"Look upon the subtext in these words! Clearly he finds her pleasing to his eyes!" 

(via bosiedouglas)

ladragonaria:

Do you ever realize you want to ship your own characters and then you realize:

‘Wait… this isn’t a ship… If I’m the writer… so this is canon! I’m a god! I AM THE MASTER OF THE SEA! I WILL DECIDE IF YOUR SHIPS MAY SAIL AND MAKE IT TO THE GLORIOUS ENDGAME PORT AND YOU MAY ONLY PRAY FOR I WORK IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS!’

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(via morphopopsicles-deactivated2014)

poco-loki:

les-etoiles-de-la-boxe:

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a more accurate gif in my life. 

(via pesterchum-handle-phoenixtales)

stygiandawn:

ponett:

shipping fictional characters is okay because they only exist for your entertainment. you’re supposed to analyze them, think about hypothetical aspects of their life, etc. pairing them up with other characters is just an extension of that. it’s all harmless fun that can’t affect any real people because they aren’t real.

shipping real people (and not as a joke like you guys do it with me, jake, and derek) is really fucking creepy and wrong and don’t do that ever

I don’t think it’s “really fucking creepy,” per se. I just think it’s slightly weird and too personal, and I don’t like to do it because of that.

Personally, I see shipping real people as the same thing as when someone says, “Oh, wouldn’t Friend X and Friend Y be totally perfect for each other?” Now, your thoughts on that can differ (and change based on context - some people don’t like to be told “oh, but you and that nice boy would be so nice together”), but I don’t think it’s creepy, exactly.

(via stygiandawn)