"And how should I presume?"

Just one awkward twenty-something who hopes to, one day, change the world.


Cast of characters:

The Anna to my Elsa (and tag)
The Michael to my Wendy Darling (and tag)
The Wash to my Zoe (and tag)
The John to my Sherlock
The Keladry to my Alanna
The Mal to my Zoe


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I have REALLY WEIRD gaps in my life experience okay like I know exactly what it feels like to get smacked around with a riding crop for an hour but I have never been on a traditional date, like the “checking you out to see if I think you’re cool enough to make out with” date and SWEET GOD WHY IS WRITING THIS FIC SO DIFFICULT

A sedoretu mix, two songs per couple, inspired by my fic. Or rather, this is what I do when I should be writing my fic.

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I totally understand your milk obsession.. I have it too.
bemusedlybespectacled bemusedlybespectacled Said:

BLESS YOU SISTER YOU UNDERSTAND

I was tagged by clumsycapitolunicorn!

Name: Not telling. :D

Nickname: BB



Birthday: August 24, 1993. My 21st birthday was last Sunday. :D

Gender: Female. Cis female.

Sexuality: Bisexual of the “I like a lot of different things” variety.

Height: 5’3” ish (technically 5’2 and 3/4” shhh)

Time zone: Eastern Standard Time

What time and date is it there: 10:33 PM, August 27 2014

Average hours of sleep I get each night: Either somewhere around four or like twelve.

OTPs: A lot. Currently I’m obsessed with Maleval and Malora. You can tell because I’m writing fic for it.

The last thing I Googled was: Elizabeth Banks ice bucket challenge

First word that comes to mind: Persimmon 

What I last said to a family member: “Okay.”

One place that makes me happy and why: My college! Because it’s a wonderful place!

How many blankets I sleep under: At least two.

Favorite beverage: Milk. It’s sort of an obsession.

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Three things I can’t live without: Books, the internet, tissues.

Something I plan on learning: I’m trying to relearn German on Duolingo, does that count?

A piece of advice for all my followers: If it is is backed by ambiguous “studies” or uses the word “miracle,” it’s probably a scam. This includes most diets, faith healing, The Secret™, and natural male enhancement products.

You have to listen to this song: “Turn Soonest to the Sea” by Protest the Hero. Or, for the non-metal crowd, “Throw The Coins” from Patrick Doyle’s Sense and Sensibility soundtrack.

My blog(s): Uh, bemusedlybespectacled and fuckyeahsexpositivity?

I tag: zrayak aquietrevolutionary  dainesanddaffodils  keptein kate-wisehart 

There, that’s five, I’m not doing ten.

I have two tabs of Maleficent open in two different languages, another tab open for Ladyhawke, and four tabs of in-progress fanfiction

I aM reACHInG cRITicaL maLEVaL MAss

hi my name is bb and I am addicted to watching German dubs of everything and squeeing over differences in the lines

Title: The Gracious Whim Of Fate [chapter 1[chapter 2] [chapter 3] (WIP)
Fandom: Maleficent
Pairings: Diaval/Maleficent, Maleficent/Aurora, Diaval/Phillip, Aurora/Phillip, Maleficent & Phillip, Diaval & Aurora
Word Count: 7103 words (so far)
Trigger Warnings: Some brief violence.

I FINALLY updated my sedoretu fic thank GOD it’s been sitting in my tabs FOREVER.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
40 Questions- Meme for Fic Writers: 1, 19, 5
bemusedlybespectacled bemusedlybespectacled Said:

YAY!

1. Describe your comfort zone—a typical you-fic.

Hurt/comfort. I will spend hours researching it properly, it gets into everything, it elbows out all the things I actually want in the fic, and basically I am a terrible sadist who can’t write sex and so writes people getting fevers and tortured and getting fevers WHILE being tortured instead.

5. Share one of your strengths.

I like to think I do characterization well, especially for characters that aren’t really expanded upon like Sally Donovan or Phillip in Maleficent.

19. Stephen King once said that his muse is a man who lives in the basement. Do you have a muse?

Not really? I mean, if anything it’s my massive id!Gollum sitting on my shoulder going “yessssss, we hurts the man more, yessssss, we makes him cry.”

Birthday selfie! I got new earrings and a pocket watch and a book of nerd wisdom and clothes, and I wore my poofy petticoat dress ALL day and in a bit I’m gonna read the books zrayak bought for me while wearing my tiara.

And also possibly get my hands on some alcohol.

things I can’t do, apparently: math, sarcasm, graphs

Today in unnecessarily gendered products:

"Men don’t diet, men… REFUEL

fistfightsandstilettos replied to your post: HEY GUYS HEY GUYS GUUUUUUUUYS

ME TOO. happy birthday to us!

SERIOUSLY

THAT’S SO COOL

YAY BIRTHDAY BUDDIES. WE SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH MOUNT VESUVIUS AND PLUTO’S PLANETARY DEMOTION.

when people interrupt me when I’m writing fanfiction