Summary: Maleficent gives Diaval his freedom. He accepts.[[MORE]]
Maleficent had turned the words over in her mind a hundred times before...
I have REALLY WEIRD gaps in my life experience okay like I know exactly what it feels like to get smacked around with a riding crop for an hour but I have never been on a traditional date, like the “checking you out to see if I think you’re cool enough to make out with” date and SWEET GOD WHY IS WRITING THIS FIC SO DIFFICULT
BLESS YOU SISTER YOU UNDERSTAND
I was tagged by clumsycapitolunicorn!
Name: Not telling. :D
Birthday: August 24, 1993. My 21st birthday was last Sunday. :D
Gender: Female. Cis female.
Sexuality: Bisexual of the “I like a lot of different things” variety.
Height: 5’3” ish (technically 5’2 and 3/4” shhh)
Time zone: Eastern Standard Time
What time and date is it there: 10:33 PM, August 27 2014
Average hours of sleep I get each night: Either somewhere around four or like twelve.
OTPs: A lot. Currently I’m obsessed with Maleval and Malora. You can tell because I’m writing fic for it.
The last thing I Googled was: Elizabeth Banks ice bucket challenge
First word that comes to mind: Persimmon
What I last said to a family member: “Okay.”
One place that makes me happy and why: My college! Because it’s a wonderful place!
How many blankets I sleep under: At least two.
Favorite beverage: Milk. It’s sort of an obsession.
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy.
Three things I can’t live without: Books, the internet, tissues.
Something I plan on learning: I’m trying to relearn German on Duolingo, does that count?
A piece of advice for all my followers: If it is is backed by ambiguous “studies” or uses the word “miracle,” it’s probably a scam. This includes most diets, faith healing, The Secret™, and natural male enhancement products.
You have to listen to this song: “Turn Soonest to the Sea” by Protest the Hero. Or, for the non-metal crowd, “Throw The Coins” from Patrick Doyle’s Sense and Sensibility soundtrack.
There, that’s five, I’m not doing ten.
I have two tabs of Maleficent open in two different languages, another tab open for Ladyhawke, and four tabs of in-progress fanfiction
I aM reACHInG cRITicaL maLEVaL MAss
hi my name is bb and I am addicted to watching German dubs of everything and squeeing over differences in the lines
Title: The Gracious Whim Of Fate [chapter 1] [chapter 2] [chapter 3] (WIP)
Pairings: Diaval/Maleficent, Maleficent/Aurora, Diaval/Phillip, Aurora/Phillip, Maleficent & Phillip, Diaval & Aurora
Word Count: 7103 words (so far)
Trigger Warnings: Some brief violence.
I FINALLY updated my sedoretu fic thank GOD it’s been sitting in my tabs FOREVER.
1. Describe your comfort zone—a typical you-fic.
Hurt/comfort. I will spend hours researching it properly, it gets into everything, it elbows out all the things I actually want in the fic, and basically I am a terrible sadist who can’t write sex and so writes people getting fevers and tortured and getting fevers WHILE being tortured instead.
5. Share one of your strengths.
I like to think I do characterization well, especially for characters that aren’t really expanded upon like Sally Donovan or Phillip in Maleficent.
19. Stephen King once said that his muse is a man who lives in the basement. Do you have a muse?
Not really? I mean, if anything it’s my massive id!Gollum sitting on my shoulder going “yessssss, we hurts the man more, yessssss, we makes him cry.”