"And how should I presume?"

The unsophisticated ramblings of an unenlightened twenty-something who hopes to, one day, change the world.


Cast of characters:

The Anna to my Elsa (and tag)
The Michael to my Wendy Darling (and tag)
The Wash to my Zoe (and tag)
The John to my Sherlock
The Keladry to my Alanna
The Mal to my Zoe


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So I saw zrayak after not seeing him for five weeks while he’s been breaking rocks in the woods. YAY.

(also the scruff. THE SCRUFF)

Title: mud on your face, you big disgrace
Fandom: Maleficent
Pairings: Diaval/Maleficent
Word Count: 300 words
Trigger Warnings: None.

For Maleval Week day 3, “laughter.”

Title: you steal my pain away
Fandom: Maleficent
Pairings: Diaval/Maleficent
Word Count: 650 words
Trigger Warnings: Anything involving flu symptoms including nausea and delirium.

For Maleval Week day 4, “sick day.”

SHUT UP I KNOW I’M BEHIND.

moral quandary:

  • I’m uncomfortable with piracy if I can obtain the content legally (for example, I have no issue with looking at a streamed movie if it’s out of theaters but not on DVD yet, but I’m against downloading music when I could just buy it)
  • however, I don’t want to give 50 Shades: The Movie my money
  • however, they’ve already paid E.L. James for the movie rights, so it’s not exactly denying her income to boycott it
  • however, buying a ticket might encourage the studio to produce similar content

WHAT DO

I’m excited for 50 Shades of Grey because OH DAMN IT’S GOING TO BE AN EPIC CLUSTERFUCK OF AWFUL AND I WILL ENJOY EVERY MINUTE.

Day 7: What’s your favorite toy?

My riding crop, by far. Though I can’t use it often and it’s hard to transport. 

So I washed my hair and then put it in a bun all day and then this happened.

Oops.

Day 6: Describe your weirdest/most interesting sexual fantasy.

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So apparently this is a thing now?

Six selfies in six months, aka how many different hairstyles can you do with my hair.

besides the obvious fact that Johanna is a brunette, not a blonde, I’ll bet you anything that the Capitol shaved her head for demoralizing purposes and the blonde hair is a wig to cover it up.

Day 5: What was your first kinky sexual experience?  If you haven’t had one yet, talk about what you hope to have happen.

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Day 4: Any early experiences that, in retrospect, hint at your kinks?

My Barbies kept getting kidnapped, for one thing. I wrote the first iteration of the torture scene in my novel when I was eleven or twelve. And since I was three or four, I’ve had a soft spot for specific Disney men.

These

Disney

Men

I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM

ARIEL UNDERSTANDS ME

Title: you’re the direction I follow
Fandom: Maleficent
Pairings: Diaval/Maleficent
Word Count: 1000 words
Trigger Warnings: Wolves, minor violence, painful healing.

For Maleval Week, day 2: “tragedy/pain.” I went directly for pain. Also for rufeepeach because “a hundred years or more" was excellent to the point that it inspired me.

Title: even her shadow has grace
Fandom: Maleficent
Pairings: Diaval/Maleficent
Word Count: 1000 words
Trigger Warnings: Implied child neglect.

FIVE MINUTES BEFORE MIDNIGHT, HELL YEAH.

For Maleval Week, day 1: “cuddling (+dancing).” I went for dancing. So glad my ballet lessons in elementary school counted for something.

Hathor, Arawn, Bragi, Tree, Pluto, Morpheus
bemusedlybespectacled bemusedlybespectacled Said:

Hathor: What brings you joy?

Reading, fanfiction, fandom, crushing men beneath my heels, sleeping, cuddling puppies, my friends, and my boyfriend.

Arawn: What is the most terrifying thing you’ve ever done?

I don’t know that I’ve done that many terrifying things. Honestly, my entire life is focused on not being scared (something that usually bites me in the ass), so I don’t do thrill-seeking stuff like going on rollercoasters or whatever.

Bragi: What kind of music do you listen to?

Mostly instrumental stuff like soundtracks, Broadway showtunes, some metal (mostly prog metal), and a lot of random shit like Glee covers and Garfunkel and Oates and shit that was popular when I was a kid (like Howie Day).

Tree: What have you done with your life? What are you going to do with it?

I’d like to help people. As a lawyer or a writer, but always as an activist. My dream would be to be the next Tamora Pierce or the next Bernie Sanders. Maybe the next Ruth Bader Ginsberg.

Pluto: Where do you think we go when we die?

I have no idea. If I were in charge of that, I’d want it to have a portion where you were punished precisely for your crimes on Earth but then eventually you could go to some sort of heaven, but really I don’t know what happens. I don’t believe in an afterlife that much.

Morpheus: Do you daydream often? Of what?

Oh, yeah. Writing ideas, mostly.

Asker bukowskiowl Asks:
Hi!Aphrodite and Hekate ?
bemusedlybespectacled bemusedlybespectacled Said:

Aphrodite: What do you think of yourself?

You know that one Tumblr post that’s like “I either think I’m God’s gift to Earth or I think I’m a piece of shit, there’s no in between?” Describes me to a T. I have poor physical self-esteem for the most part (until I turn in a mirror a certain way or take a selfie and it’s like WOW I FORGOT I HAD FRECKLES or MY HIPS LOOK LIKE THAT? NICE), 

Hekate: Have you ever tried to communicate with the dead?

Never. Even as a kid that was too weird for me.