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SOMEONE IS WRITING ME AN ENTIRE SERIES

AN ENTIRE SERIES JUST OF PORN

PORN BASED ON A SINGLE FANFICTON THAT I WROTE AS A THROW AWAY JOKE

DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME

SOMEONE WROTE A FANFIC TO MY FANFIC

THIS IS LIKE EVERYTHING I’VE WANTED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

READ IT. GIVE IT KUDOS. LOVE IT.

This is by no means a complete list of all the kinky fics I’ve read, or even all the kinky fics I’ve enjoyed. I specifically have chosen ones that focus on the basics of safety and consent, but please do not use these fics, or any fic, as a how-to guide for kink. EDUCATE THYSELF. I may make another list when I have more fics to add (maybe fifty, heehee), but until then…

We Might As Well Close Our Eyes by gala_apples and nubianamyGlee, slash, polyamoryThis is, hands down, the best BDSM fic I have ever read. It’s written by kinky people for kinky people. It does not have the tired cliché of the perfect Dom teaching the inexperienced sub: instead, the boys learn together, and a lot of emphasis is placed on making sure everything is RACK. Legit the best. I don’t care that it’s Glee. If you read nothing else, read this one.
The Perspective ‘Verse by Silverlace_VineThe Avengers, slash, polyamoryThis starts with an established relationship, and Caring Dom!Tony is my favorite Tony. Not so big on education the way the first one is, but it’s still a good beginner’s kink fic and weaves in stuff besides smut.
The Lessons ‘Verse by sharkie335The Avengers, slash, polyamoryMore Caring Dom!Tony. Lots of education, lots of smut, and a good time is had by all. I wish they would actually straight-out call Steve a switch, but whatever.
Dean And Cas Are Switches by wallmakerrelictSupernatural, slashSWITCH CHARACTERS IN KINK FIC. DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME. Lots of stories in this series, and let me say right now that the boys fuck up a lot (there’s a point where Dean cinches the ropes too tight because Cas asks and it gets nasty), but it’s okay because they work through it.
Remedial Physicality by shaenieThe Avengers, slash, polyamorySo much kink negotiation it’s not even funny. Again, Caring Dom!Tony (it’s a thing), subspace, and a lot of discussion of feeeeelings.
Tapping Out by aunt_zeldaPacific Rim, slash, femslashNothing but Pacific Rim and various ways and reasons for safewording. Yesssss.
Near, impossible, inevitable by noisetteThe Avengers, het, slash, polyamoryMostly a sex work!verse, and therefore there are some consent issues, but there are several consensual and negotiated relationships portrayed.
Carry On by TamrynEradaniSupernatural, slashAnother sex work!verse, which includes hints of past abuse, but it has a lot of things I like in kink fic (like subdrop!) and the bits of the fic that aren’t kink are also beautifully written.
needs must by thatotherpervSuits, slashAnother sex work!verse (I have no idea why so much kinky fic involves sex work). Has some very interesting negotiation scenes that I like, discussion of triggers and past abuse, and well-written sex.
Also, bonus comics:
Sunstone, aka The Webcomic With The Latex Ladies
Shades of A, aka The Webcomic That Laughs In The Face of 50 Shades (with asexuality and queerness!)

This is by no means a complete list of all the kinky fics I’ve read, or even all the kinky fics I’ve enjoyed. I specifically have chosen ones that focus on the basics of safety and consent, but please do not use these fics, or any fic, as a how-to guide for kink. EDUCATE THYSELF. I may make another list when I have more fics to add (maybe fifty, heehee), but until then…

We Might As Well Close Our Eyes by gala_apples and nubianamy
Glee, slash, polyamory
This is, hands down, the best BDSM fic I have ever read. It’s written by kinky people for kinky people. It does not have the tired cliché of the perfect Dom teaching the inexperienced sub: instead, the boys learn together, and a lot of emphasis is placed on making sure everything is RACK. Legit the best. I don’t care that it’s Glee. If you read nothing else, read this one.

The Perspective ‘Verse by Silverlace_Vine
The Avengers, slash, polyamory
This starts with an established relationship, and Caring Dom!Tony is my favorite Tony. Not so big on education the way the first one is, but it’s still a good beginner’s kink fic and weaves in stuff besides smut.

The Lessons ‘Verse by sharkie335
The Avengers, slash, polyamory
More Caring Dom!Tony. Lots of education, lots of smut, and a good time is had by all. I wish they would actually straight-out call Steve a switch, but whatever.

Dean And Cas Are Switches by wallmakerrelict
Supernatural, slash
SWITCH CHARACTERS IN KINK FIC. DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME. Lots of stories in this series, and let me say right now that the boys fuck up a lot (there’s a point where Dean cinches the ropes too tight because Cas asks and it gets nasty), but it’s okay because they work through it.

Remedial Physicality by shaenie
The Avengers, slash, polyamory
So much kink negotiation it’s not even funny. Again, Caring Dom!Tony (it’s a thing), subspace, and a lot of discussion of feeeeelings.

Tapping Out by aunt_zelda
Pacific Rim, slash, femslash
Nothing but Pacific Rim and various ways and reasons for safewording. Yesssss.

Near, impossible, inevitable by noisette
The Avengers, het, slash, polyamory
Mostly a sex work!verse, and therefore there are some consent issues, but there are several consensual and negotiated relationships portrayed.

Carry On by TamrynEradani
Supernatural, slash
Another sex work!verse, which includes hints of past abuse, but it has a lot of things I like in kink fic (like subdrop!) and the bits of the fic that aren’t kink are also beautifully written.

needs must by thatotherperv
Suits, slash
Another
 sex work!verse (I have no idea why so much kinky fic involves sex work). Has some very interesting negotiation scenes that I like, discussion of triggers and past abuse, and well-written sex.

Also, bonus comics:

Sunstone, aka The Webcomic With The Latex Ladies

Shades of A, aka The Webcomic That Laughs In The Face of 50 Shades (with asexuality and queerness!)

touchmishaswormstache:

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I finally did this, I made my very own Destiel rec list, hooray! :3 Mostly long stories [if you want some Destiel porn, go check my PWP rec list.], segregated in two categories: non-AU/semi-AU/canon-AU and totally-AU

♥ - absolute favourites.

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NON-AU / SEMI-AU / CANON-AU

  • White Blank Page - NC-17 - Word Count: 22,453 - "I woke up in a hospital, had no idea what happened and who I am, I was told I fight ghosts and demons, then a guy in a trench coat tells me he is an angel. My head hurts like hell and I feel like puking. So yeah, I probably don’t make any sense. Sorry for inconvenience."
  • ♥ Hummingbirds - NC-17 - Word Count: 23,700 -Castiel is rendered mute after being taught a painful lesson, but that enables Dean to learn a few lessons of his own while holding onto something important for him. Elsewhere, someone really loves to count…

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robenedict:

KIRK/SPOCK FANFICTION RECOMMENDATION POST PART ONE.1-This will be updated when I’ve read new ones! I’ve included word counts and my favourites will be marked with a ★ (until I’ve read enough fic to do a favourites page) + new fics will be marked with a ✿
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robenedict:

KIRK/SPOCK FANFICTION RECOMMENDATION POST PART ONE.
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This will be updated when I’ve read new ones! I’ve included word counts and my favourites will be marked with a ★ (until I’ve read enough fic to do a favourites page) + new fics will be marked with a 

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Sam’s missing his soul, Castiel has a pissy archangelic nemesis, and Dean wonders if he’ll be spending the rest of his life making sure the Apocalypse doesn’t go ahead as scheduled. Still, though. He’s happy to see Cas. Indiana wasn’t really working out. Unabashed six-fix, in a universe where Castiel made a different choice, and things snowball from that point forward. Complete! Read it on AO3!

robenedict:

DEAN/CAS FANFICTION RECOMMENDATION POST.I love reading fics so this is mostly for me, because it means I can always go back to my favourites and everyone has probably read these but yeah. Here’s all the rest of my recs (Sherlock, Torchwood, QAF UK/US & a few others) This will be updated whenever I read new ones, which is basically all the time. Sam is also in some of these fics with various pairing. One day (when I can be bothered, I will sort these all out into my favourites etc) But for now, enjoy!Part One. Part Two.Part Three.Favourites.Tagged Fics.Cockles (Jensen/Misha).

robenedict:

DEAN/CAS FANFICTION RECOMMENDATION POST.
I love reading fics so this is mostly for me, because it means I can always go back to my favourites and everyone has probably read these but yeah. Here’s all the rest of my recs (Sherlock, Torchwood, QAF UK/US & a few others) This will be updated whenever I read new ones, which is basically all the time. Sam is also in some of these fics with various pairing. One day (when I can be bothered, I will sort these all out into my favourites etc) But for now, enjoy!

Part One.
Part Two.
Part Three.
Favourites.
Tagged Fics.
Cockles (Jensen/Misha).

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doomsdayy:

Destiel Highschool/College AU Rec list

Love in Every Stitch 

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 11,121

Chapters: 2

Summary: Dean/Cas high school AU involving them being friends for a long time and Castiel falling in love with Dean and knitting him a sweater.

Friends Will Be Friends

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 4,000

Chapters: 1

Summary: Cas was his best friend, and it’s not like he’s gonna do or rather request anything unusual, well unusual for them anyway.

Now For A Night, Here For A Song 

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 2,910 

Chapters: 1

Summary: Dean and Cas get locked in a library during a snowstorm.

Caution: Will Overheat

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 1,601

Chapters: 1

Summary: One hot summer day, Dean and Cas have some fun in a treehouse.

Knock Me Out

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 2,700 

Chapters 1 + sequel

Summary: Castiel’s just had his date but, in his words, ‘she wasn’t really into it’. Dean, like any good friend, tries to figure out how it might have gone wrong.

Jump the Track

Rating: NC-17

Chapters: 12

Summary: It’s Dean’s senior year at Lawrence High, and he’s already given up on himself. It takes the arrival of the strange, intense, awkward Castiel Delacroix at the school to prove to Dean that maybe his life is worth saving after all.

Helplessness Blues

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 10,021

Chapters: 1

Summary: I’ll get back to you someday soon, you will see
(or, the story of how Dean gets it wrong the first time around, but thankfully, gets it right on his second try)

Devil or Angel (I Can’t Make Up My Mind)

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 4,370 

Chapters: 1

Summary: Dean wants to fuck the Novak twins, Jimmy and Castiel. Dean thought the doublemint twins were crazy. Then he met the Novak boys.

Could I But Hold Thee

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 11,888

Chapters: 1

Summary: When Castiel is stuck without a model for his life-art class, Dean volunteers. What Dean doesn’t know is that Castiel has already been sketching the young barista for months…

All the Way

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 80,919

Chapters: 3

Summary: Castiel spends the first two weeks of college in much the same way he spent the previous years: alone with his books. He’s fine with it—he enrolled in college to learn, after all. Then in his first chemistry lab, he has the bad luck of being paired with snide, good-for-nothing Ruby, and the further misfortune of sitting behind Dean Winchester, the world’s most beautiful distraction. Ruby catches Castiel staring at Dean and makes him an offer.

300 Things

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 76,863

Chapters: 1

Summary: Dean’s life at twenty-four makes him feel like he’s forty—he works two jobs to help pay bills for his house and put his genius little brother through private school, and has spent six years (on and off, let’s be honest) working on his mechanical engineering degree at KU. With so much of his life devoted to his family, Dean has little time in his schedule for class and no time for social interaction. Then, while getting his classes together for the fall, he finds himself in a do-or-die situation: He must take his last literature class now, his spring already filled with those left for his major…except that none of the English classes will fit his schedule.

This is how Dean grovels and begs Dr. Castiel Milton to make a special arrangement for him, and Dr. Milton does.

Flour in your hair

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 10,428

Chapters: 1

Summary: Dean and Cas are paired up for a project in Home Ec in which they have to take care of a “flour baby” for a week.

Samskeyti

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 39,838

Chapters: 1

Summary: It starts when they’re sixteen: Dean is flunking his classes and Castiel is his strangely persistent tutor. They grow into best friends, and now that they’re adults (or at least they’re supposed to be) into best friends with benefits. They agree: no strings attached, no feelings to complicate the fantastic sex.
Things are supposed to be simple, and yet they aren’t.

I Hear You Loud and Clear

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 1,549

Chapters: 1 + two more parts

Summary: Dean saw the new kid in his first period class with an interpreter. Deaf!Cas.

We should get jerseys (‘cause we make a good team)

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 9,597

Chapters: 1

Summary: Dean is secretly unbelievably smart (a prodigy, actually) but is afraid that if anyone knew about that it would destroy his reputation at school. Sam thinks it’s stupid, but it’s Dean, so logic doesn’t apply. UNTIL ONE DAY. A new kid is transferred to their school, Castiel Novak. Dean suddenly and inexplicably feels the need to impress this boy and for once in his life, he feels like his intellect might be the answer for something.

I Don’t Want to Go Back Alone

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 12,695

Chapters: 9

Summary: Dean is the new kid, Castiel is blind. Romantic angst and fluff ensues. (Based on the short film, “Eu Não Quero Voltar Sozinho”)

A Connotation of Infinity

Rating: PG-13

Word Count: 4,466

Chapters: 1

Summary: Dean never expected to fall in love with his little brother’s home ec partner, but easy never was the Winchester way.

Personal Heaven

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 1,339

Chapters: 1

Summary: Dean and Cas get roped into a game of 7 Minutes in Heaven - and what do you expect from two horny teenagers in a confined space?

Too Loud

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 1,072

Chapters: 1

Summary: It’s a classic case of getting too drunk and sticking your tongue down your best friend’s throat. 

Dancing for dummies

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 2,026

Chapters: 1

Summary: Dean Winchester did not, I repeat, did NOT ask for this, okay? He only wanted to teach Cas how to dance, he wasn’t meant to end up like this.

You Make the Perfect Company

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 5,212

Chapters: 1

Summary: Dean and Cas have been best friends for a long time, but is there more there than either of them think?

A Movie Marathon, Captain Morgan and Sweet Dreams - What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 5,111

Chapters: 1

Summary: Dean Winchester, 18 years old, enjoys the last weeks of his senior year in high school with his best friend, the shy, dark haired Castiel, before finally reaching summer break. When John Winchester goes for a hunting trip with Uncle Bobby over the weekend and Sammy stays the night at a friend’s house, Dean seizes the oppurtunity and invites his best friend over for a movie marathon night, expecting, as always, an awesome time with Cas. Well, he get’s his fun - he just certainly had not expected it to come along like that.

Another September

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 6,124

Chapters: 3

Summary: Mary teaches at an overpriced, competitive boarding school, meaning Sam and Dean can attend with a huge cut to the fees. Dean is ready for senior year - thinking it’ll be just more of the same. But the arrival of Castiel, the somewhat mysterious new kid, has things changing around the dorm.

Come on with the Rain

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 36,038

Chapters: 1

Summary: When Castiel was 15, his life changed. In one tragic instant, he lost his parents, and he was forced to live with his Uncle Bobby in Lawrence, Kansas. There he met the Winchester boys, Sam and Dean, who were living next door. He thought Sam was pleasant, and Dean, well, Dean was special. Three years passed and Castiel’s relationship with the boys developed in an unexpected way. Sam became his best friend. But Dean was a different story.

Dean was not Castiel’s friend. He was a neighbor, a classmate, the brother of Castiel’s best friend, and the guy who worked part time at his uncle’s salvage yard. That was all. But on the rare times that Dean asked Castiel for help, Castiel couldn’t find it in him to turn him down. Because this was Dean. And the answer would never be “no” when it came to Dean.

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dvancecinco:

Sherlock starts a palace ashtray collection. It is not because of John (it is totally because of John).

This is based off a headcanon belonging to finalproblem (there’s a note at the end of the fic that directs you to the headcanon so never fear).  Sherlock, while taking his Moriarty-themed vacation, starts a collection of ashtrays.  It’s kinda heartbreaking in a really good way…that way that only BBC Sherlock can give you.  bemusedlybespectacled does a great job of conveying the loneliness that Sherlock feels throughout his travels and how he fills the gaps with the ashtrays.  

oh my god someone actually recc’d my fic oh my god

jehans:

Orestes and Pylades
Enjolras/Grantaire

You’ve always sort of felt like you must have been someone in a previous life.

Not necessarily someone particularly important, even, but maybe someone who mattered to one who was.

And you actually didn’t believe in reincarnation — well, you don’t believe in reincarnation, really. Not at all.

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Oh my god this is BRILLIANT.

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collectingstories:

clickinmyhead:

collectingstories:

you know that feeling when you’re dragged kicking and screaming into a ship

that’s what’s happening with me right now

lord have mercy on my soul

oh my god do I ever know that feel

IT’S THIS GODDAMN SERIES AND THE BEST COLLEGE AU IN EXISTENCE OMFG

http://archiveofourown.org/series/34518

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dreamofflight:

destielmybeatingheart:

As asked by Anon: “Dorian :D do you know of any Destiel coffee shop AUs? Or something similar”

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Why sure I do nonnie! I’m in the middle of getting together my next hs/college AU list and a nice little domestic list but I can rec a few for you >_< 

  1. A Tale Of Survival: Terrible Life!AU. After years of not caring about him Dean finds himself obsessed with the wounded Marine that is a regular athis regular coffee shop. An awkward act of kindness leads to a strange friendship between the two men.
  2. And When You Poured Us Together It Was Something:After stopping the Apocalypse, Sam and Dean run a coffee shop. Castiel and Ruby help. (Uriel can come too.) Went AU mid-season 4.
  3. My Usual:The barista’s back is turned - probably cleaning the machines, Dean thinks - and he slouches against the lacquered wood, clearing his throat. He bites back a chuckle when the barista jumps, spinning on his heel, and Dean finds himself looking up into what he thinks are the bluest eyes he’s ever seen and god help him, he’s drowning in the vast fucking ocean of them.
  4. The Bookshop:Life’s great, and then the Novaks come to town. A whimsical AU based on the song “Falling In Love At A Coffee Shop” by Landon Pigg. Dean/Castiel & Sam/Jessica, plus the entire cast of SPN. 
  5. Head For The Exits:Dean’s life in the Edge City PD is going swimmingly: There’s a masked vigilante prowling his rooftops and nursing a crush on him; a serial murderer who’s too damn smart for his own good; his partner is so new she still smells like polish, and he can’t quite work up the nerve to ask out the coffee guy across the road.
  6. Force of Attraction :Sam goes speed dating, Dean goes along for a laugh, which is where he meets Castiel.
  7. Sleeping With The Enemy: Cas is trapped living in a bad relationship with Sam. Then he meets the coffee shop guy. (warning evil!notbrothersam)
  8. Come Back To Me: Angels and humans live side-by-side, but not in harmony. Dean and Castiel were childhood friends, but their cultures tore them apart. Now, 18 years later, Cas returns to Lawrence, only to find that Dean doesn’t remember him…
  9. I Like You (Like Me): Dean’s the owner of his own pretty successful coffee shop, and he’s absolutely, totally not in love with the hot accountant guy who comes in every day. He’s way out of his league. Isn’t he?
  10. Sugar Me Sweet: Dean hates Starbucks. Luckily, the Saint’s Café is both delicious and reasonably priced. Even if the cashier is super weird and stares at him, like, all the freakin’ time.
  11. White Winter Hymnal: Writer!Dean walks into a café late at night on Christmas Eve, looking for inspiration for his next novel. Instead he finds librarian!Cas.
  12. Caffeine Is Addictive: for AU Prompt #41: “Barista!Dean (imagine him scowling at his costumers and yelling ‘GRANDE SKINNY CHAI LATTE NO FOAM WITH SOY!!’) and Corporate Lawyer! Cas 
  13. Champagne: Dean likes the coffee at the cafe on Main. He also likes the owner.
  14. A French Holiday: When D. Smith aka Dean Winchester, successful author and heavy smoker, had booked his recreational holiday to Le Havre, France, he hadn’t expected to meet the love of his life in a small café at the ocean. But apart from overcoming the language difficulties there is the certainty of Dean leaving in three months, that’s breaking Castiel’s heart…(favourite. quite close to my favourite AU of all time also)

Aw thank you for the fic rec here! :D

todisturbtheuniverse:

“Stark.” And he did that thing again, brought his hands down on Tony’s shoulders and squeezed. “The suit’s nothing without the man inside it. It’s part of you.” Steve tapped the arc reactor with a fingertip and Tony’s heart jolted. It had nothing to do with the functioning of the thing. “It’ll never be part of anyone else. Now, go to sleep,” he said firmly, and made for the elevator.

Tony stared after him and, because he didn’t do emotions very well, he muttered, “Ah, fuck” as soon as Steve was gone.

I wrote this fic, so, uh, here you go?

This is fucking amazing oh my god.

TUMBLR! I am looking for a fanfic because I was recommending it to my roommate before realizing that not only had I forgotten what it was called, but had not bookmarked it. The scene that sticks out most clearly in my mind is this:

The Avengers are all at an interview. They’re asking all the Avengers really deep questions except for Natasha. This is making them all extremely uncomfortable until at last the reporter asks Natasha what she wears under her suit. Steve replies (completely straightfaced yet blushing horribly), “Nothing. I don’t wear anything under the suit,” and while everyone looks on shocked he says, “That question was directed at me, right?” And then everybody starts taking on everyone’s questions, and they cut the feed but it’s still good bonding time.

Does anyone know that fic this is?

amuseoffyre:

nothingeverlost:

amuseoffyre:

nothingeverlost:

bloodydeath11:

nothingeverlost:

Rufeepeach wrote a heartbreakingly sad rumbelle fic based on “DARE! Try and write in no more than 300 words, the saddest Rumbelle fic known to man.”

I, of course, couldn’t resist the challenge.  So here’s my 300 word fic

II

He watched each day as her belly grew, heavy with child.  She rested her hands on it, as if to hug the child.  Or protect it.  Once he even caught her singing a lullaby.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE (RU, CRANKY, FYRE, LOST)?!?!?! ISN’T TONIGHT’S EPISODE TORMENT ENOUGH?????????

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Hi, my name is Lost and I’m an angstwhore.

Is it wrong that my first thought reading this was ‘oh! I haven’t read Fyre’s contribution yet?’

Mine, alas, was over the 300 mark, because I forgot about that stipulation. But close enough :)

300 was sooo hard.  I had to delete a whole thing at the end about heading to the Mayor’s office to make her pay.  With another 50 words Regina and Rum would have died too.

Yours was haunting, especially because there was so much more story filling my head when I read it.  I could imagine him so carefully taking care of her.  And his desperate search for the fairy dust that ends up not existing in this world. 

I just have the mental image of Moe coming to find his daughter, and she doesn’t have a clue who he is, and all the while, Rumpel is remembering that brief 36 hour period where he had Belle back, exactly as she was and that she was staying with him to help him be a better man. It would only get worse from there.

Ya’ll are terrible human beings.