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The Michael to my Wendy Darling (and tag)
The Wash to my Zoe (and tag)
The John to my Sherlock
The Keladry to my Alanna
The Mal to my Zoe


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It’s gotten to the point where Roomie can speak two syllables and I not only know what she’s saying, but can respond appropriately.

Soon we will be able to throw things at each other blindly.

cuddlemeister:

BB: Sometimes, I just want a skull to talk to…

BB: *giving a wistful look* Mrs. Hudson took my skull.

BUT REALLY THO

IT’S STARTING TO BE SCARY

(via cuddlemeister-deactivated201209)

it’s funny because the constant pulling out tissues is basically you right now. xD


i am sick and i am not happy

but i have a lovely roommate who gets me tissues and tea

(which I then can’t brew because I can’t stand up without feeling woozy)

I love Hollins

and my friends

because I can watch Tangled and squee at the intricate animation detail and the romantic moments and sing along

and not only does nobody care

everyone else is doing it, too

finalproblem:

Assume “both,” “neither,” and “a lab-produced human with their combined dna” are not options. You have to choose one.

John. I’m already Roomie’s Sherlock. He can buy me milk and clean up after me. And he has no problem with various states of undress.

riddlemehiddleston:

lokiddles:

starkiness:

inebriat0r:

dead-logic:

I just read this very interesting article: Why Loki Won in the Avengers.  Warning: spoilers. Make sure you’ve seen the movie first before you read this.

THIS IS NOW MY FAVORITE POST EVER.
I ACTUALLY SCREAMED WHILE READING THIS.
SO.
BRILLIANT.
SO BRILLIANT.

IT’S REALLY THERE:


I AM CRYING I APPLAUD YOU SO FUCKING MUCH JESUS CHRIST

Uhm yes I like it~ (though I’d really like Loki to change sides at some point D:)

omFG THIS IS BRILLIANCE AT ITS FINEST ASLKJDSALKJ SCREAMS 

JOSS WHEDON YOU MOTHERFUCKING GOD OF WRITING
YOU ARE BRILLIANT

riddlemehiddleston:

lokiddles:

starkiness:

inebriat0r:

dead-logic:

I just read this very interesting article:

Why Loki Won in the Avengers.

Warning: spoilers. Make sure you’ve seen the movie first before you read this.

THIS IS NOW MY FAVORITE POST EVER.

I ACTUALLY SCREAMED WHILE READING THIS.

SO.

BRILLIANT.

SO BRILLIANT.

IT’S REALLY THERE:

I AM CRYING I APPLAUD YOU SO FUCKING MUCH JESUS CHRIST

Uhm yes I like it~ (though I’d really like Loki to change sides at some point D:)

omFG THIS IS BRILLIANCE AT ITS FINEST ASLKJDSALKJ SCREAMS 

JOSS WHEDON YOU MOTHERFUCKING GOD OF WRITING

YOU ARE BRILLIANT

(via eriklehnsherrofficial)

because-of-the-winchesters:

Dear God.

 SuperWhoLock
the editing, the story, the feels.
watchitwatchitwatchit
asdfrgthyjuklasdfghjkfghjklsdfghjk

dontcallmebarry:

mellarkia:

do you ever wonder if people could watch your life on tv who they’d ship you with

SAME OMG LIKE

i can see fangirls flipping their shit over detectivenoxdontcallmebarryxsindhuthehindu fanart and wanting us all to have an orgy

was that an awkward statement

I think if my life was a television show, people would have shipping wars over me/boyfriend and me/roomie

because we’re basically femlock

and our protests that we’re just friends would only fuel the shipping fires

"but boyfriend/bb is canon!"

"SCREW YOUR CANON WE HAVE LESBIANS"

"…but bb is bisexual and roomie is-"

"LESBIANS"

(via joyokosuka)

bartonesque:

Thor & Loki - The Prince of Egypt

I send the thunder from the sky,
I send the fire raining down

(via yilabil-wawura)

clean

messy

packing tape

boxes

long ago, the two roommates lived together in harmony

but everything changed when the boxes attacked

only cuddlemeister, master of all the cleaning, could clean it, but when the world needed her most, she had finals

It was awesome. We smuggled Chik-Fil-A into the theater and ate it during the ten minutes of previews (yes. ten minutes. i had a watch.), I spent the entire movie spazzing out at all the explosions and deaths and oh my God Stevie my baby and then Tony totally stole the movie for me and I can’t pick a favorite Avenger because they’re all so well done (thank you joss whedon) and the entire theater applauded during the scene with Loki and Hulk. It was awesome.

Also the bathrooms at the theater were super fancy and I had a mini duel with my mirror self and my umbrella.

And then we missed the shuttle by literally a minute (we saw it receding into the distance and I cussed it out) and we went to Walmart and saw a guy in a suit, with an earpiece and slicked-back hair with a limo on his lapel, buying groceries. At eleven or so at night. It was weird. We named him Jenkins.

And that was what I did last night.

  • Me: I feel productive when I'm closing tabs instead of opening new ones.
  • BB: Yes.
Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality.
Carl Sagan (via myheadisweak)

(via lovingyouisredforyou)

cuddlemeister:

Me: (going over to BB’s side to open up the window, sees her splayed on the bed with dubious levels of leg covering) Uhhh…are you wearing any pants/underpants…?

BB: Yes, I’m wearing shorts.

*pause*

*Both of us burst out laughing*

(via cuddlemeister-deactivated201209)