"And how should I presume?"

It’s gotten to the point where Roomie can speak two syllables and I not only know what she’s saying, but can respond appropriately.

Soon we will be able to throw things at each other blindly.

it’s funny because the constant pulling out tissues is basically you right now. xD

i am sick and i am not happy

but i have a lovely roommate who gets me tissues and tea

(which I then can’t brew because I can’t stand up without feeling woozy)

I love Hollins

and my friends

because I can watch Tangled and squee at the intricate animation detail and the romantic moments and sing along

and not only does nobody care

everyone else is doing it, too

clean

messy

packing tape

boxes

long ago, the two roommates lived together in harmony

but everything changed when the boxes attacked

only cuddlemeister, master of all the cleaning, could clean it, but when the world needed her most, she had finals

It was awesome. We smuggled Chik-Fil-A into the theater and ate it during the ten minutes of previews (yes. ten minutes. i had a watch.), I spent the entire movie spazzing out at all the explosions and deaths and oh my God Stevie my baby and then Tony totally stole the movie for me and I can’t pick a favorite Avenger because they’re all so well done (thank you joss whedon) and the entire theater applauded during the scene with Loki and Hulk. It was awesome.

Also the bathrooms at the theater were super fancy and I had a mini duel with my mirror self and my umbrella.

And then we missed the shuttle by literally a minute (we saw it receding into the distance and I cussed it out) and we went to Walmart and saw a guy in a suit, with an earpiece and slicked-back hair with a limo on his lapel, buying groceries. At eleven or so at night. It was weird. We named him Jenkins.

And that was what I did last night.