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According to Stephen Colbert tonight, this is the link for a new GOP survey aimed at ‘younger voters.’ Oh sweet lord, the questions on this thing are hilarious and painful and EVERYONE ON TUMBLR NEEDS TO FILL THIS OUT RIGHT NOW
DO THIS
“Would you vote for a Republican candidate if they were African America?”
how much do you wanna bet they’ll discount answers from people like me thinking, “heathens!” (or, “democrats!”) and then nothing will come from this?
something tells me they’re probably going to chuck out my answers
Oh my God, I am CRYING.

yes yes I write letters ALL THE TIME it is in fact my primary form of communication

of course I don’t care about someone’s politics! their winning personality is enough for me because I am an uninformed ignoramus of a voter

but bigotry and ignorance are LOADS of fun!

because AGE is what matters when I vote, not their political beliefs or actions!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

…um, guys, i don’t think they know what “in the closet” actually means. don’t tell anyone.
This is fucking COMEDY GOLD, OK? COMEDY. GOLD.
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GOP strategist Heath Garrett, quoted by the Marietta Daily Journal, saying it’s time to retire the word RINO.
#GOP_extinction
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(via truth-has-a-liberal-bias)
Senator Coburn (R-OK) submitted an amendment (SA 65, as modified) to the Mikulski-Shelby Amendment (SA 26) to H.R. 933 (Full-Year Continuing Appropriations Act of 2013). The amendment places unprecedented restriction on the national research agenda by declaring the political science study of democracy and public policy out of bounds. The amendment allows only political science research that promotes “national security or the economic interests of the United States.”
Adoption of this amendment is a gross intrusion into the widely-respected, independent scholarly agenda setting process at NSF that has supported our world-class national science enterprise for over sixty years.
Some tough words from the American Political Science Association. Unfortunately, they come after Senator Tom Coburn was finally successful yesterday in his idiotic, multi-year crusade against federal funding for political science research.
…the fuck? He does realize that education isn’t about supporting America ra ra, right?
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Jessica Pieklo, “RNC Concludes Women Voters Need To Hear ‘Softer’ Voices, Fewer ‘Facts’” (via nightrevelations)
Because the best way to sway women voters is to patronize them while you’re taking away their reproductive rights. Brilliant plan.
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Alabama state Rep. Mary Sue McClurkin (R) is pushing legislation that would impose restrictions on abortion clinics — a move that she argues is necessary because the procedure is a major surgery that removes the largest “organ” in a woman’s body.
“When a physician removes a child from a woman, that is the largest organ in a body,” McClurkin told the Montgomery Advertiser on Thursday. “That’s a big thing. That’s a big surgery. You don’t have any other organs in your body that are bigger than that.”
You ever notice how republicans just make shit like this up and then expect everyone to believe it?
now your just grasping at straws.
There are so many layers of wrong that I can’t choose just one wrong thing to point at and laugh.
Thanks to Donkeylicious for bringing this to my attention. Michael Walsh of National Review Online called for the termination of women’s right to vote last week:
Nevertheless, you’re on to something I’ve been advocating for years now. And that is the repeal of all four of the so-called “Progressive Era” amendments, including the 16th, 17th, 18th and 19th, which were passed between 1911 and 1920.
One of those has already been repealed—the 18th amendment, which ushered in Prohibition—which Walsh admits. That’s not really what he’s on about anyway:
The income-tax amendment was a self-evident attack on capitalism and led to the explosive growth of the federal government we currently enjoy today. (Without it, there’d be no need for a Balanced Budget Amendment.) Direct elections of senators has given us, among other wonders, the elevation of John F. Kerry to, now, secretary of state. Prohibition was directly responsible for the rise of organized crime and its unholy alliance with the big-city Democratic machines. And women’s suffrage … well, let’s just observe that without it Barack Obama could never have become president. Time for the ladies to take one for the team.
I suppose we’re supposed to imagine it’s a “joke”, because he takes a jovial tone for the last one. But if so, it doesn’t make sense. He’s dead fucking serious about the other two—three, really, because he only seems to be against Prohibition because he believes it gave Democrats a leg up, which is one of those deaf-to-historical-change moments that lead Republicans to imagine that Lincoln would have anything to do with the modern version of their party—so, as a joke, it falls completely apart. If he hadn’t rolled it up with the other amendments initially, the “joke” defense he clearly has in his pocket would be an easier sell. Something like, “I’ve long advocated for the repeal of 3 of the Progressive Amendments (though one has already been repealed), and hey, ladies, sometimes you make me wish to repeal all four.” It would still be a misogynist joke, but easier to sell as a joke, even if not a very funny one.
I’m trying to imagine the shitstorm that would erupt if a feminist dare say men should forsake their right to vote until they shape up and start voting correctly. It certainly wouldn’t slide under the waters, like this did.
Typical sexism from the far-right.
I think that the right has just stopped caring about whether or not the shit they say alienates anyone, because they know it appeals to the most zealous and apparently moderates don’t matter anymore.
(via laliarxliar)
The biggest donors in the Republican Party are financing a new group to recruit seasoned candidates and protect Senate incumbents from challenges by far-right conservatives and Tea Party enthusiasts who Republican leaders worry could complicate the party’s efforts to win control of the Senate.
The group, the Conservative Victory Project, is intended to counter other organizations that have helped defeat establishment Republican candidates over the last two election cycles. It is the most robust attempt yet by Republicans to impose a new sense of discipline on the party, particularly in primary races.
“There is a broad concern about having blown a significant number of races because the wrong candidates were selected,” said Steven J. Law, the president of American Crossroads, the “super PAC” creating the new project. “We don’t view ourselves as being in the incumbent protection business, but we want to pick the most conservative candidate who can win.”
The effort would put a new twist on the Republican-vs.-Republican warfare that has consumed the party’s primary races in recent years. In effect, the establishment is taking steps to fight back against Tea Party groups and other conservative organizations that have wielded significant influence in backing candidates who ultimately lost seats to Democrats in the general election.
Top Donors to Republicans Seek More Say in Senate Races
“We don’t view ourselves as being in the incumbent protection business, but we want to pick the most conservative candidate who can win.” Translation: “We don’t mind far-right zealots as long as they know how to hide their zealotry so as not to scare away independent swing voters and moderate voters. We want Republicans who will chip away at abortion without trying to use terms like ‘legitimate rape’ to do so.”
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‘Anything Goes’ Is the New Normal in Politics (via usnews)
Sad but true. When the Republicans don’t act in a treasonist way, I am happy and surprised.
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We’re so used to unending douchebaggery that we treat the barest modicum of sense like an oasis of brilliance. We act like the bare minimum of human standard is going above and beyond the norm, because it is.
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Colin Powell to Bill O’Reilly on the GOP and voter suppression (via mediamattersforamerica)
Literally the only Republican I will actually listen to and agree with anymore.
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- Rush Limbaugh warning that President Obama may decide to make himself a dictator.
(This is what silly fear-mongering and right-wing chicanery looks like.)
