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[Homosexuality] is a destructive pretension against the plan of God.

The new Pope Francis (via redbritain)

Omg what a ~*game-changer*~

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hasn’t been a pope for five minutes and he’s already revealed to be an asshole

fantastic

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So much for hoping for a new Vatican II.

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Waiting for a nickname to top Pope Palpatine. Pope “Dude Who Looks Like The Guy Who Played Elizabeth Swann’s Dad In POTC Minus The Wig” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.

Jesus never said a thing about gay people. I argue none of the gay-hating passages in the Bible can be used to condemn loving relationships between consenting adults. Gay people are like marijuana plants: If God hated them, He’d stop creating so many.

John Fugelsang (who, FYI, is the son of a former Catholic priest and nun). Watch him smack down Bible-based homophobia here. (via current)

So very very true. I was raised Catholic and was never taught the so-called “God hates gay people” ideology. I remember being so confused/heartbroken when people used my religion to justify hate.

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This ENTIRE THING is brilliant everyone watch it gogogo

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mypocketshurt90:

I apologize if any of my followers are easily-offended Catholics……but I’m terribly curious as to why you would follow me anyway.

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fuckyeah-nerdery:

I swear, Benedict XVI looks like Palpatine from Star Wars. Except his Order 66 would be “ignore child sex abuse in the church”.

There’s a reason some Catholics call him “Pope Palpatine.” There are some lovely manips on the Internet.

Also, his Order 66 would be appointing a pedophile as special investigator against sex crimes. Whoops.

maybe it’s because the people he appointed to investigate sex crimes were also sex offenders

and participated in coverups while in germany

or maybe because he dicked around rewriting the mass and making female priests tantamount to pedophilia instead of working to make catholicism more accessible to people like me who’ve moved away from the church because of its craziness

and not doing shit to make catholicism seem like a good idea and just waxing on and on about the secularization of society and the priest shortage without, you know, actually making catholicism something people would want to join

maybe by recruiting non-pedophilic priests

and lady priests

and not being so harsh on birth control and gay people

just saying

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katelucia:

Teachers said they hoped that if the girls focused on cleaning up their speech on campus for a month, their improved manners would take hold and rub off on the boys. They timed the initiative to Catholic Schools Week and the old-fashioned romance of Valentine’s Day, promising lollipops as rewards and handing out pins showing a red slash through a pair of pink lips.
 
“It’s unattractive when girls have potty mouths,” said Nicholas Recarte, 16.

How about no. Oh, wait sorry. I meant FUCK NO.

It’s unattractive when boys are sexist cunts, Nicholas Recarte.

New Jersey Catholics.  I hate New Jersey Catholics.  Granted, not as much as I hate Tumblr Nazis.

Someone get me a Bible so I can highlight Galatians 3:28 and then beat these misogynistic fuckmuppets over the head with it.

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hgavin:

Ireland’s only female patron saint, Brigid of Kildare, celebrates her feast day today, February 1st. A date that is traditionally the first day of spring, and chosen presumably because of the associations St Brigid has with fertility. She was a conglomeration of the pre-Christian goddesses that preceded her – a Celtic figure appropriated by the Church to boost pagan conversion. She was subsequently ousted in favour of the patriarchal figure of St Patrick and the impossible virgin-mother Mary.

While many will know that Brigid is a patron of healing, fertility and learning, the Church are not so quick to tell us she was in fact Ireland’s first recorded abortionist. In 650 AD a biographer of Brigid, Cogitosus, told the story of a young woman who had broken her vow of chastity and fell pregnant as a result. The young woman went to see Brigid, who took care of the problem:

Brigid, exercising with the most strength of her ineffable faith, blessed her, caused the fetus to disappear without coming to birth, and without pain.

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Image by Aidan Hart

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deadlydinos:

Hey, you’re Catholic and socialjusticey so I thought you might help with this. Basically nearly all the saints I know about are white. I guess the original apostles were probably brown but they’re nearly always shown white in paintings. Who are some more recent saints who weren’t white?”


Here is Jenna’s list of seriously awesome Catholic saints who are people of colour!

Black and African Saints

Perhaps the most famous saint who is a person of colour is Saint Augustine. He was a Christian convert who was from what is now Algeria and the Catholic church would likely not exist, and certainly not in its modern form, if it weren’t for his prolific writing and leadership as an Archbishop. He is consistently portrayed as white in 17th-century and onward European art, for NO FUCKING REASON. His parents were both African - his father was of North African origin, and his mother Sub-Saharan. His mother, Saint Monica, was a single parent who raised her son, paid for his education, and prayed daily for his conversion for more than twenty years.

Saint Martin de Porres, a biracial Peruvian who lived in the 16th and 17th century (his father was Spanish and his mother was an African woman of unknown origin freed from slavery), revolutionized the Dominican religious tradition and is well-known for the many healings associated with him. 

Saint Charles Lwanga and his 21 companions stopped white men from preaching in their native Uganda and instead spread the gospel in their own language and traditions. They were martyred near the end of the 19th century.

A more modern African saint is Saint Josephine Bakhita, a Sudanese woman who was abducted into slavery and freed in Italy. She fought against the institutions of slavery and helped prepare missionaries going to work in African regions. She died in 1948.

Saint Katharine Drexel was an African-American saint born in 1858. She combined contemplative religious life with active work in the NAACP and funded several high schools and colleges for African-American students.

Asian Saints

One of the most well-known Asian saints is St Paolo Miki and his 25 companions. He was a Japanese man from a military family and converted to Christianity. He was martyred during  his studies for the priesthood in 1862. 

Saint Alphonsa of Bharananganam lived in South India in the early 20th century and dedicated her life to prayer. She had several medical conditions which left her in a significant amount of pain and suffering; but she was known as a cheerful, helpful, and lovely person. After her death, many children began to visit her grave and remember her for the love she showed then. 

Saint Andrew Kim Taegon was the first Korean priest. He was martyred in 1846 at the age of 25. 

Our Lady of Akita is a Japanese apparition of Mary which began in 1973. 

Aboriginal Saints

Saint Kateri Tekakwitha is North America’s only Aboriginal saint. She was a Mohawk convert who helped bridge relationships between white Catholic Jesuits and her own people. She participated fully in her culture and helped adapt Catholicism to suit Mohawk beliefs and lifestyle.

Saint Juan Diego was an Indigenous Mexican man who experienced the apparition of Our Lady of Guadalupe, arguably the most well-known apparition of Mary, in 1531. Much of Mexico’s Catholic traditions can be traced back to the popularity of this man and his vision of Mary as a woman of colour in traditional Mexican dress.

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So there are just a few! There are so many more. People of colour, in the past AND today, make up a significant majority of Catholics and play a crucial role in our Church. It’s too bad these saints aren’t more well-known!

It’s really astonishing, how white-washed European Christian (& Catholic) artwork is - I hadn’t known St. Augustine was African until a year or so ago and was completely blown away because this was never mentioned. If the apostles + several of the early major saints were portrayed more accurately (i.e. not as white people)… the artwork would look so different.

Contrary to myth, Christianity’s concept of marriage has not been set in stone since the days of Christ, but has constantly evolved as a concept and ritual. Prof. John Boswell, the late Chairman of Yale University’s history department, discovered that in addition to heterosexual marriage ceremonies in ancient Christian church liturgical documents, there were also ceremonies called the “Office of Same-Sex Union” (10th and 11th century), and the “Order for Uniting Two Men” (11th and 12th century).

When Same-Sex Marriage Was a Christian Rite (via apoplecticskeptic)

Reblogging so I can whip this out whenever any Catholic person ever says anything about the Catholic church not permitting same-sex marriage. BURN, BABY, BURN. ST. BACCHUS AND ST. SERGIUS FOREVER.

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(Nuns) were the first feminists, earning Ph.D.’s or working as surgeons long before it was fashionable for women to hold jobs. As managers of hospitals, schools and complex bureaucracies, they were the first female C.E.O.’s.

They are also among the bravest, toughest and most admirable people in the world. In my travels, I’ve seen heroic nuns defy warlords, pimps and bandits. Even as bishops have disgraced the church by covering up the rape of children, nuns have redeemed it with their humble work on behalf of the neediest.

So, Pope Benedict, all I can say is: You are crazy to mess with nuns.

The Vatican issued a stinging reprimand of American nuns this month and ordered a bishop to oversee a makeover of the organization that represents 80 percent of them. In effect, the Vatican accused the nuns of worrying too much about the poor and not enough about abortion and gay marriage.

What Bible did that come from? Jesus in the Gospels repeatedly talks about poverty and social justice, yet never explicitly mentions either abortion or homosexuality. If you look at who has more closely emulated Jesus’s life, Pope Benedict or your average nun, it’s the nun hands down.

Since the papal crackdown on nuns, they have received an outpouring of support. “Nuns were approached by Catholics at Sunday liturgies across the country with a simple question: ‘What can we do to help?’ ” The National Catholic Reporter recounted. It cited one parish where a declaration of support for nuns from the pulpit drew loud applause, and another that was filled with shouts like, “You go, girl!”

At least four petition drives are under way to support the nuns. One on Change.org has gathered 15,000 signatures. The headline for this column comes from an essay by Mary E. Hunt, a Catholic theologian who is developing a proposal for Catholics to redirect some contributions from local parishes to nuns.

“How dare they go after 57,000 dedicated women whose median age is well over 70 and who work tirelessly for a more just world?” Hunt wrote. “How dare the very men who preside over a church in utter disgrace due to sexual misconduct and cover-ups by bishops try to distract from their own problems by creating new ones for women religious?”

Sister Joan Chittister, a prominent Benedictine nun, said she had worried at first that nuns spend so much time with the poor that they would have no allies. She added that the flood of support had left her breathless.

“It’s stunningly wonderful,” she said. “You see generations of laypeople who know where the sisters are — in the streets, in the soup kitchens, anywhere where there’s pain. They’re with the dying, with the sick, and people know it.”

New York Times columnist NICK KRISTOF, “We Are All Nuns” (via inothernews)

I think this is the petition mentioned.  Right now it has 26,887 signatures.  The petition is organized by Nun Justice who are on tumblr.

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I’ve known so many wonderful, sweet, amazing Nuns. Even though I am an atheist now, Nuns are the best feature of Catholicism, and one that I still respect today.

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I’d like to point out that Pope Palpatine’s reprimand is especially hilarious when you consider the patriarchal structure that is Catholicism. Nuns don’t really preach or affect the people through direct intervention - the priest is supposed to do that in his homilies or by organizing church events (a parish-wide Vigil to End Gay Marriage or whatever). That’s his job.

Nuns are either in convents praying or by working with orphans or schoolchildren or running soup kitchens or other charity work. Furthermore, they have a priest to supervise them because, by canon law, they cannot confess to another nun. They need a priest to take confession and to help them run things. They are literally the least likely to be “responsible” for allowing abortion and homosexuality to happen. This is the Pope being a sexist asshole.

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I don’t want to overemphasize my Catholicism here. But I know my religion. I know religions in general. In the New Testament, the one place where Jesus talks about the death penalty, he says, ‘Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.’ When I’ve reflected on the death penalty, the reality is I frequently ponder that passage.

Connecticut Gov. Dan Malloy, who will soon sign a bill abolishing the death penalty in the state. (via tinamatilde)

Hey, look, a Catholic who uses his powers for good.

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sarahlee310:

The anti-gay Catholic League is displeased with Jon Stewart after his segment denouncing Fox News for ignoring the War on Women, while pushing wars on Christmas, so the League is demanding an apology or they will “mobilize a boycott.”

Here’s the video from The Daily Show that the League objects to, in case you missed it.

MORE REASON TO LOVE JON WITH A PASSION

HE BETTER MAKE A MOCKING SEGMENT OF THIS BECAUSE HE WOULD DO IT SO WELL

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