I literally cannot picture a signature that wouldn’t qualify as signature-y enough, unless you’re doing something truly surreal like...
Come On and Dance With Me (Maleval Ballroom Dance au)
Part 16 - (I apologize for the wait - this was harder to write than anticipated…)(This is...
Look at Fifty Shades Of Grey's knot.
Now look at my knot.
Now back at FSoG. Now back at me.
This is the knot your knot could look...
do you ever think about the judges for the triwizard tournament trying to figure out who to kidnap for the second task
like they’re all just sitting in dumbledore’s office and karkaroff goes “well word on the street says that krum has a crush on that granger girl”
"damn," says dumbledore, "I wanted harry to rescue her. well, what about the delightful miss chang?"
"no," says bagman, "we’ve got her down for diggory"
"stop sinking my ships," says dumbledore