"And how should I presume?"

The unsophisticated ramblings of an unenlightened twenty-something who hopes to, one day, change the world.


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The Anna to my Elsa (and tag)
The Michael to my Wendy Darling (and tag)
The Wash to my Zoe (and tag)
The John to my Sherlock
The Keladry to my Alanna
The Mal to my Zoe


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This Journal Is Positive

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mako-coolunderfire:

masterarrowhead:

LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

TO DEFEAT AMON

CRYING FUCK I NEED AIR

YES I WROTE A PARODY IN ALL CAPS YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT

(shang)

LET’S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS

TO DEFEAT AMON

DID THEY SEND ME KORRA

WHERE IS LIN

BEIFONG?

YOU ARE SPOILED, THE WORST I’VE EVER MET

AND YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE’RE THROUGH

KORRA I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU

TRANQUIL AS A FORREST

BUT ON FIRE WITHIN

YOU MUST FIND INNER PEACE

LIKE A LEAF IN THE WIND

YOU CANNOT IGNORE THE SPIRIT SIDE

AND YOU NEED TO GET A CLUE

KORRA I’LL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU

(korra)

I REALLY WANNA GO PRO-BEND

MAYBE THAT AMON IS BUMI

WHY DID THE WHITE LOTUS KEEP ME ALL COOPED UP?

(tenzin)

AMON’S GOT HER SCARED TO DEATH

(korra)

HOPE HE DOESN’T STEAL MY BENDING

(bolin)

NOW I REALLY WISH THAT I WASN’T TIED UP

(shang)

BE A MAN

YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A WATERBENDER

WITH ALL THE FORCE OF AVATAR ROKU

BE A MAN

WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A FIREBENDER

MYSTERIOUS AS THE WEIRD BEARD OF HAKU

TIME IS RACING TOWARD US

TILL AMON ARRIVES

WORK ON ALL YOUR BENDING

AND YOU MIGHT SURVIVE

YOU’RE TOO IMMATURE TO HANDLE WAR

SO PACK UP, GO HOME, YOU’RE THROUGH

HOW COULD I MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU?

BE A MAN

YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A WATERBENDER

WITH ALL THE FORCE OF AVATAR ROKU

BE A MAN

WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A FIREBENDER

MYSTERIOUS AS THE WEIRD BEARD OF HAKU

BE A MAN

YOU MUST BE SWIFT AS A WATERBENDER

WITH ALL THE FORCE OF AVATAR ROKU

BE A MAN

WITH ALL THE STRENGTH OF A FIREBENDER

MYSTERIOUS AS THE WEIRD BEARD OF HAKU

HYEAH!

(via skoochythevagabond)

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